Vote on My Bridesmaid Decisions

1-800-Bridesmaid

Jun 26, 2024

📞 Hello? Hi. It’s me, Jen Glantz. Welcome to the Bridesmaid for Hire Hotline. A place where real stories are shared and your best advice is given.

This week: A bride wrote in asking you to vote on some of her bridal party decisions because her bridesmaids are MIA and indecisive.

Last week: We wrapped up a series about whether or not being a bridesmaid can fix a friendship. Here’s part one and here’s how it ended.

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Dear 1-800-Bridesmaids,

I seriously don't think people realize how many decisions you have to make once you get engaged. Like what a buzz kill. I was happy about being engaged for a total of five minutes before I felt like I was hit with a million questions and decisions that needed to be answered ASAP. Everyone was pushing me to set a date and a venue, and I felt this deep pressure that if I didn't do either of those things, then every good spot would be booked until 2027. No joke, some places were booked up until then, so the rush is real.

I lost count, but I feel like in the first few months of being engaged, I had to make 120 decisions.

So you can maybe see why it's a real pain in the ass that my bridesmaids are the most indecisive people to ever walk this planet. I'm trying not to be a bridezilla and order them around. I want to be considerate of their time and money because I've been a bridesmaid six times myself, and it sucks when you're told what to do, and you feel like you're working as a vendor and not supporting your friend as a bridesmaid.

But my wedding is now four months away, and my bridesmaids have dropped the ball on everything. I told them: pick the dress and the bachelorette party and bridal shower decor, and I'm down for anything. But the four of them have done nothing, and they keep saying it's up to me.

I wish they'd just take the lead and not drop a ton more decisions on my plate at this point because I'm stressed to the max and wondering why I even have bridesmaids.

So that's why I'm writing this to you because I don't have the capacity to make another decision, and I'm hoping your readers can just help me pick these things. Whatever they pick, I'll just forward to my bridal party and say: do this.

Thanks for the help,

Joanna N.

Bridesmaid Dress:

Backstory on the wedding: It’s in the fall and it’s in an outdoor/indoor venue. There’s a lot of greenery so I’m going with bold pops of color. Think: Bright blue, pink and orange flowers. I want my bridesmaids to stand-out but also not wear traditional bridesmaid dresses. I do want them all to wear the same dress so people know they are my bridesmaids. I also want the dress to be under $100. Here are three options I pulled. What do you think?

Option #1: A slip dress in magenta.

Option #2: A floral strapless.

Option #3: A floral flowy gown.

Option #4: A rust orange bridesmaid dress.

Bachelorette Party:

At this point, I have to plan something local because nobody got their stuff together to plan a destination bachelorette party. I live in Dallas so I was thinking of just doing a staycation here. Most of my bridesmaids live nearby or can drive a few hours. TBH, I really don’t want to do it in Dallas but do you think it’s too much to plan in under 4-months to go somewhere else?

Bridal Shower:

Do I have to plan my own bridal shower? My friends haven’t stepped up and my family members aren’t any better. I want one but I don’t have it in me to plan a full-blown shower.

Fire Bridesmaids

This one is kind of a joke but I’m curious to hear what your readers think. Since my bridesmaids have done literally nothing and thrown every decision back onto my plate, what is the point of having them? Should I fire them AKA just simply say: I’ve decided to ditch the bridal party idea and just want you all at the wedding as guests! Or is that a weird thing to do 4 months before the wedding?

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